Nonostros Odiamos las Montanas (Canciona, Cancioni-Inutilia)

Nonostros Odiamos las Montanas is the most mountainous province of the State of Canciona Molestas, Cancioni-Inutilia. It has a reasonable 150,000-strong population, but this has been known to double in winter, and swell to over a million during the Festival of the Giant Star Lobster. Its rural population is an impressive 66%, making it the undisputed placeholder of the province state-wide with the highest ratio of rural to urban population. (It must be stressed, however, that due to a very urban culture and suspected unsatisfactory data collection techniques, this is an incredibly low bar.)

The province is best known for its religious significance, second only to Lobsterburg in Langoustino. Its capital Santa Langoster is home to the Shrine of the Great Nephrops in his aspect as a Rock Lobster, and is widely considered the most important religious site of all by Coming of the Great Star Lobsterists. It is in this shrine that most believers prefer to witness the destruction of the effigy of the Star Lobster during its festival. As a result over a million worshippers make a pilgrimage to Santa Langoster every year to attend it, and the city has whole streets of hotels that are empty for most of the year in order to accommodate the throngs. (Needless to say, true Homarists in Langoustino think the whole thing is nonsense.)

As with Mountain-Ridden Province just over the Inutilian border, Nonostros Odiamos las Montanas suffered in the Silver Wars. It came through much more easily though, mainly because they were and still are the ones with the silver.