Province with Noooooo Sandwiches (Inutilia, Cancioni-Inutilia)

Province with Nooooo Sandwiches is a province in the State of Inutilia, Cancioni-Inutilia. It has a population of 14,500 and a rural population of 1,500.

The province is the most important military centre in Inutilia. It must be noted that the population noted is the permanent population, and does not count people in military barracks in either of the cities. The State of Inutilia allows people to believe that they are planning an attack against CROK, but the State of Canciona Molestas denies this.

There is some debate over how many 'o's should be in the 'Nooooo'. Six is preferred, but typists usually end up writing five, making it the unofficial standard, and the map shows the province with five 'o's. The resulting conflict is so strong that many people now compromise on five and a half.