Southern Province (Inutilia, Cancioni-Inutilia)

Southern Province, contrary to its name, is not the southernmost province of Inutilia, Cancioni-Inutilia. However, it was named well before Non Plasset Essa Iuxta Mare became part of the state, so perhaps we can forgive it. It is the largest Inutilian province, both in terms of area and population, and is the second-largest province in the country in terms of population. With a 2,110,000-strong population, the province is home to the vast majority of Inutilian citizens, most of whom live in Salsuginis.

The province provides most of the food products not already supplied by Isla de la Danza del Cangrejo, and has in fact started an unofficial competition with said province to see if it can beat it to the top spot. Much of this food is in fact rice, which is farmed in the Nice Little Fertile Delta by urban farmers who live in Salsuginis. The river city is also responsible for repackaging and distributing incoming food from Non Plasset Essa Iuxta Mare.

The province is a tourism hotspot (except for during the Day of Liberation celebrations). This is in part due to its incredibly beautiful coast, which has miraculously not been ruined by city councils pushing for development. This is in fact because of intervention on the part of the state's dictators, all of whom serve within the coastal city Dimidium Apis and don't want to see the nice scenery spoiled as all of them will have to suffer the consequences first-hand.

In 8 BC, Southern Province received an award for the Least Creatively Named Province nationwide.