New Ptracopolis

New Ptracopolis is the capital of the province Non Plasset Essa Iuxta Mare, in Cancioni-Inutilia. It has a population of 4,000, making it double the size of the only other settlement worth speaking of in the entire province.

Locally, New Ptracopolis is feared and respected as the seat of power of Granny Susan, formidable head of the D'Oevre clan and former de facto ruler of the entire island until people recognised this and decided they may as well make it official by voting her as their disputat. It is also considered a roaring business hub because it has three pubs rather than just one, and shops that sell things other than fish and chips or miscellaneous aquaculture supplies.

The city/town was settled in 275 BC, a year after the island was 'discovered'. The head of the new settlement, Terence Coloniarius, was born in Ptracopolis and named the town after his place of birth. It became a colonial hub until someone else decided to build a port closer to the mainland. The new port, Ergo Sum Ovum Homme, dispelled most of the visitors who upon seeing a more cheerful sight may well have proceeded on to New Ptracopolis.