Ergo Sum Ovum Homme

Ergo Sum Ovum Homme is the port of Non Plasset Essa Iuxta Mare, Cancioni-Inutilia. It has a population of 2,000.

It was founded in 124 BC, when Frederick Asinus, an aspiring young gentleman living in New Ptracopolis, decided that having all incoming ships to the island province going all the way around the island to its one port in the south was an extremely stupid idea. At the time, ships had to go the very long way around the eastern side (which brought them into marine territories belonging to Pesten) rather than around the west side, which was reserved for fishing, so the idea did not seem entirely ludicrous. Ergo Sum Ovum Homme's port was constructed in the northwest, in a convenient location for both the local fishing business and for arrivals to the island.

In practice, the bright idea only served to further decrease Non Plasset Essa Iuxta Mare's already low tourism income. Nobody thought that an interstate dock ought to look cheerful and pleasant, so arrivals were greeted by a great concrete wharf littered with smelly boxes of fish and off-putting industrial miscellanea. The only street making any sort of effort to be welcoming is the commerical area, a cul-de-sac consisting of a third-rate inn, a fish and chip shop that closes every other night for no adequately explained reason, and a shop run by a salty old sea dog that only sells nautical equipment and is generally overcrowded with second-hand lobster pots.