Estoy Mas Arribe Que Nadie

Estoy Mas Arribe Que Nadie, which even federal-level politicians tend to refer to as 'Estoy Mas' on any paperwork that isn't for public display, is the provincial capital of Cantalopu con Azucar, Cancioni-Inutilia. It has a population of 280,000.

The city exists as a safeguard against neighbouring countries, being in a corner right up against Elestiyanj and New Circassia. Despite the best efforts of both dictators, the latest plans to plant a decent military outpost there have been unsuccessful.